"The UberSoaker

A couple years ago I found myself at a company picnic. Many Super Soakers were present and an impromptu water war of sorts broke out between the various branches of our organization. It was all in fun but my group was badly outgunned. As we walked back to our cars at the end of the day we were literally dripping wet and our shoes were 'squishing' with every step. My boss looked over at me and said, 'We will NOT be outgunned next year. Your performance evaluation depends upon it!'"